If you throw up after a date...is that a sign that it is just not meant to be?
It had been six years since the divorce, and I had yet to have been on a single date. Nope not one. Not even the slightest touch of a man in six years...yes, I have come dangerously close to admitting myself into a nut house! Well...I take that back...I did get a little action twice...once when I was in a parking lot of a target, I got a side hug from a hot trainer from the gym I was going to...that was a great moment! And once in an Olive Garden...when the hot waiter went to take my bank card...his hand caressed mine ever so slightly!! Now, please...don't be jealous of my experiences; I know they were some very heated passionate moments...well, in my head they were...but you will have your turn someday too!
So, anyways, six years and no date...until finally one day I was asked out! But somehow the going out was a misunderstanding on my part. He said he really just wanted to stay in and play games or watch a movie. Mistakenly though, I still thought that with dating...food was a given. Apparently, I had been out of the dating world for far too long and this is no longer true. Being nervous about my first date in decades, I did not eat anything that day...nor did I ever get fed that night.
That's right. No dinner. I take that back too...we did have popcorn from my cupboard during the movie. Popcorn and half a glass of wine on a empty stomach equals a major headache and a puke fest after your date leaves...just a warning.
Yes, when he left, I was so miserable I threw up!!!! My first date since before the turn of the century and that is how it went.
Dating and Waiting
Dating can be an amazing adventure...Dating in your thirties can be a horror story! But one I can turn into a comedy :)
I am in my thirties, and have been divorced for almost seven years; now I feel as though I am back in high school, while I yet again embarq upon the wonderful world of dating and seeking after prince charming. I got the toad the first time...no matter how many times I kissed him...I got nothin'...not a prince, not a knight, not even an ogre. Just a toad with a big croak! I have found that the fairy tales have really led me astray, and I would like to share my findings and fortunes...or more like unfortante adventures with you.
Yet in all this....I do still believe in the power of love. I still seek after a passionate romance, and a genuine deep love that can outshine and outlast all...and I still believe in the impossible!
Dating can be an amazing adventure...Dating in your thirties can be a horror story! But one I can turn into a comedy :)
I am in my thirties, and have been divorced for almost seven years; now I feel as though I am back in high school, while I yet again embarq upon the wonderful world of dating and seeking after prince charming. I got the toad the first time...no matter how many times I kissed him...I got nothin'...not a prince, not a knight, not even an ogre. Just a toad with a big croak! I have found that the fairy tales have really led me astray, and I would like to share my findings and fortunes...or more like unfortante adventures with you.
Yet in all this....I do still believe in the power of love. I still seek after a passionate romance, and a genuine deep love that can outshine and outlast all...and I still believe in the impossible!
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