Pathetic...But Funny

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LONELY IF:

Figure out if the following actions/statements are false or actually things I have done or thought....although I will not be posting actual answers to these because I will NEVER admit to any of them...LOL.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LONELY IF:

If you feel like tattooing your phone number on your forehead just to get a phone call.

If you think the man on the motorcycle that is in front of you all the way home from the beach is somehow sexy even though he is wearing a helmet and you really have no clue...but you dream of jumping on the back to ride off into the sunset....hey...it's a long ride home alone from the beach!

If you invite your tattooed white trash neighbor (and that is not a name I made up for him...it was actually written on his big ole pick up truck) over to watch Top Gun just hoping to...um...hold hands or something....(and yes, thank you again Tammy for your prayers on that one!! LOL)

If you watch endless hours of chic flicks alone all weekend.

If you threaten to jump on any random hot stranger...kind of like Mary does in the movie all about Steve (it was a blind date) but she just attacks hims and it is too funny. Anyways, you know you're lonely if you really consider doing that...well until your best friend (a.k.a. your conscience) threatens to kick your tail. (like she could actually do any damage to me and my massive muscles)

Oh, wait...I need to be more careful of how I am wording these...yes, these are supposed to be fake funnies...not true testimonies...oops.

You know you're lonely if you endlessly and passionately dream of sexy, shirtless werewolves....oh wait that is common for anyone who has seen New Moon...just thought I would throw it in here because...well, hey, it is never a wrong time to throw in the topic of hot werewolves. Now, yes, I do understand that he is young, but...you know I don't think they looked like that when we were kids...I mean, come on...I think I would have enjoyed high school a whole lot more if he was walking around the halls, or Zac Efron, or Chad Micheal Murry, or Chase Crawford...I mean seriously! Although, I guess then I would have never graduated...LOL...oh sorry where was I??? Oh, yes...werewolves...

You know you're lonely if your new hobby is hiking in any woods you can find just hoping to run into Jacob Black.

You know you're lonely if the highlight of your weekend is finding another pack of limited edition coconut M&M's.

AND THE GRAND FINALE:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LONELY IF WHILE WALKING AROUND THE DEPARTMENT STORE...YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE AT THE MANNEQUIN BECAUSE YOU THINK HMMMMM...HE'S HOT!